I will never get tired of cursing Felix. I will probably end up cursing him with my dying breath. But anyways, that's not what this post's for.
Felix has been getting... bolder. He's not just letting the disasters try and kill me. He's setting traps. I literally barely avoided being killed by a tripwire-activated knife launcher in the GAS STATION. I'm entirely serious, I barely managed to avoid getting skewered by a butcher's knife launched out of one of the LIGHT FIXTURES. Heck, I needed to disarm a rigged shotgun IN MY OWN MOTEL ROOM. This is insane.
So yeah, I'm barely getting through this. If anyone knows anything about "Felix" then please let me know. I'm at my wits end.
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